i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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