I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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