I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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