Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
