More tranny stories later!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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