I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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