do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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