yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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