1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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