the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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