So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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