We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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