STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
worst night to have a conscience
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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