i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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