none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
