So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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