It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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