he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
