he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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