How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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