so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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