So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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