We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You ate ashes out of my bong
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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