so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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