As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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