My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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