Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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