i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I have post one night stand depression
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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