all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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