You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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