It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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