why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
