apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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