On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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