ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
