I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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