he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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