i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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