do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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