She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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