i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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