i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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