You can't special order awesome
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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