I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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