i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
you traded sex for a burrito?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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