quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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