Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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