We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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