at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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