Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
