If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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