He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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