i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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