Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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