You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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