I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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