This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
