is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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