that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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