I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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